I went in thinking I would prefer the Porsche. I generally like Porsches, because they're subtle, and understated, and they don't like to be the center of attention, just like me. I wear old t-shirts. Porsches are for people who wear old t-shirts. Ferraris are for people who wear form-fitting silk shirts with dragons on them.

So I drove the Porsche, and I loved it. Of course I loved it. I generally love older Porsches, and I had driven this particular model of Porsche before, and it was just as good as I remembered. Next up, I would drive the Ferrari. I knew I would enjoy it, sort of, and then I'd film a scene where I tell people that the Ferrari is cool and all, but it's also annoying for about 47,000 reasons, so I personally prefer the Porsche.

Then I drove the Ferrari. The Ferrari is cool and all. It's also annoying for about 47,000 reasons. But I'm not so sure I prefer the Porsche.